Just woke up from a nap, had an amazing business idea

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 05/02/2017 at 21:54 • Filed to: None

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I’m. Little groggy as of writing this but hear me out. Beater Cafe. A coffee shop based around beater/junk cars. Like the back of an old hatchback can be turned into a refrigerated shelf for pastries and drinks. Who wants to do this with me?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 21:58

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Not me.

TheHondaBro > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 05/02/2017 at 21:59

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You were always no fun anyways.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:00

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Nice spelling mistake bro.

TheHondaBro > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 05/02/2017 at 22:00

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One of my eyes is more open than the others right now.

benjrblant > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:01

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Only if it’s paired with some other sort of automotive repair shop so you can get a cup while you’re ride is getting fiximized.

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:03

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So like a food truck, but even less sanitary?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:03

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Is it your 3rd eye?

TheHondaBro > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 05/02/2017 at 22:04

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Exactly.

TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti 05/02/2017 at 22:04

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There will be no rust.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:04

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Get woke.

TheHondaBro > benjrblant 05/02/2017 at 22:05

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I can pitch this to carmax.

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:11

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So like a food truck but with less food?

TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti 05/02/2017 at 22:14

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Hey now.

iSureWilll > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:17

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I like the idea. If you had the rear ends of cars sticking out of the wall all down each side. Some have shelves with pastries and some are bench seats in the trunk of the car sticking out of the wall.

Maybe it would look too much like a parking lot though.....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:19

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BUSINESS

Dusty Ventures > benjrblant 05/02/2017 at 22:19

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DON’T YOU GO RIPPING OFF BECAUSE RACECAR

TheHondaBro > iSureWilll 05/02/2017 at 22:22

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Parking lots are the best places to drink coffee.

Die-Trying > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:22

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NOBODY wants to drink coffee that is served out of a rusty old hubcap........ food and rust just dont go together........

TheHondaBro > Die-Trying 05/02/2017 at 22:23

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THERE WILL BE NO RUST

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 05/02/2017 at 22:24

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The wokification has only began to begin begunningly.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/02/2017 at 22:28

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You know, I’ll need someone to service the business accounts.

Die-Trying > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:29

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its just not a beater without the rust.

false advertising. bait and switch.........

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:29

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And a car with a sunroof! Because you know what sunroof says.

TheHondaBro > Die-Trying 05/02/2017 at 22:30

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FINE. I’ll call it Jaloppy Cafe.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:35

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1) My BUSINESS idea was waaaaaaaaaaaay better. But I’m too lazy to find it so I guess I have to cede this point.

2) I’ll give you credit. At the beginning of the next Great Depression we’ll avoid being labeled as bourgeoisie hipsters, even though that’s exactly what we’d be.

interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:41

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I’ll support this as long as you support my totally great business idea of “Turo but with old cars”.

C62030 > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:52

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There’s a “beater” joke in here somewhere.

Die-Trying > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 22:53

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dunno, folks arent usually too happy to have to buy their food, or eat it next to some tired wore out old cars........ yeah i know “atmosphere” and all that. but you have a whole lot of rough edges, which dont get along well with paying customers.... be a shame to cut up some prime jalopies to turn them into shelves......

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > TheHondaBro 05/02/2017 at 23:23

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I can think of the health & safety problems that it bring up.

promoted by the color red > Die-Trying 05/02/2017 at 23:28

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Maybe if you’re David Tracy...

Die-Trying > promoted by the color red 05/02/2017 at 23:35

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seems like more of a ramen noodle/energy drink kind of guy.....

Khalbali > TheHondaBro 05/03/2017 at 00:43

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My Powerball goal is a cafe with a small showroom of imports to sell, my wife is a former barista so what could go wrong? It’s money in the bank I tell ya.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/03/2017 at 04:17

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I do not.